Brother Blue
By Gene Monterastelli
March 2, 2007 by Gene

Airport First

As I was gathering my belongings off of the x-ray machine at the Orange County airport last night when a woman who works for TSA said, “Do you have a girlfriend?”
Excuse me?
“Do you a have girlfriend?”
I have come to expect the unexpected at the airport, but this was outside even my expectations.
No, she was not hitting on me. But instead thought I looked like a character in the new movie “Because I said so.” Since the movie was a “chick flick” (her words), she thought I wouldn’t go on my own.
But it might be a good move to take a girlfriend to.
Since I don’t have one, her advice, “Take your mother.”

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