Brother Blue
By Gene Monterastelli
February 14, 2008 by Gene

Huh?

The spell checker in my e-mail application doesn’t have the word “spam” in its dictionary, but the application does have a spam filter.

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December 20, 2007 by Gene

12 Days

Stick with it. It is worth it. Though you might have to at least my age to get the last minute.

[via dsm]

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December 11, 2007 by Gene

Good Stuff

I promised to post then got sick. Very sick. Sick like I have not known in a decade.
But I am back. Almost healthy. A two hour nap today helped the cause.
Was listening to an interview on a flight yesterday with the director of the new documentary (airing this month on PBS) called “Awake, My Soul: The Story of the Sacred Harp”. Besides thinking I need to see the doc I was struck with his answer to way they (him and his wife) made the film. He said something to the effect of, “Something isn’t truly enjoyed until it is shared.”
In that vain, to things you need to check out.
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings – I was blessed to see them in concert this weekend in Vancouver. The best way to describe Sharon is a female James Brown. In the way she sings, dances, and the way the energy never stops. She is still playing smallish clubs. See her if you can. If not pick up “100 Day, 100 Nights” her latest album.
Born Standing Up – Steve Martin has released an autobiography. In the forward he calls it a biography because he feels like he is writing about someone he was not who he is. It is not about his whole life but is 18 year stand up career. He is such a good writer. He talks honestly about process, writing, comedy, failure, loneliness, and fame. I have always loved his work, but now I love him even more. {Note: If you have not read his novella “The Pleasure of My Company” you are missing out. I read most of it in the Madrid train station. I was laughing so loud that after 30 minutes no one was sitting next to me. They all just moved away.]

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September 26, 2007 by Gene

Laugh, It’s Good For You

I have been putting the finishing touches on the first draft of a stress management book. The section I have been working on this morning is the healing benefits of laughter. If you were having a problem with coming up with a reason to season premier of The Office in Thursday, here you.
Big thanks to John, Big John, Funny Guy John, John the Fisherman for doing the research on this for me.

  • Improved immune response Increased stress is associated with decreased immune system response. Some studies have shown that the ability to use humor may raise the level of infection-fighting antibodies in the body and boost the levels of immune cells. Positive thoughts actually release neuropeptides that help fight stress and potentially more serious illnesses. In fact, in one study, people with cancer who watched a humorous video showed less stress and an increase in a particular cell activity that’s beneficial in fighting diseases such as HIV and cancer.
  • Reduced blood sugar levels One study of 19 people with diabetes looked at the effects of laughter on blood sugar levels. After eating, the group attended a tedious lecture. On the next day, the group ate the same meal and then watched a comedy. After the comedy, the group had lower blood sugar levels than they did after the lecture.
  • Stimulate organs Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain.
  • Soothe stomachaches Laughter can benefit digestion and absorption functioning of the stomach and intestines.
  • Relieve pain Research increasingly shows that laughter may ease pain by causing the body to produce its own natural painkillers.
  • Increase personal satisfaction Laughter often makes difficult situations a little bit easier. One study of emergency room nurses that nurses who use humor in dealing with their patients and co-workers experience greater job satisfaction and feelings of personal accomplishment than do those who remain dour during their shifts.
  • Improved blood flow Researchers at the University of Maryland studied the effects on blood vessels when people were shown either comedies or dramas. After the screening, the blood vessels of the group who watched the comedy behaved normally – expanding and contracting easily. But the blood vessels in people who watched the drama tended to tense up, restricting blood flow. Improved circulation helps reduce some of the physical symptoms of stress.
  • Reduce risk of hear disease Some research suggests that laughter may reduce the risk of heart disease. Historically, research has shown that distressing emotions (depression, anger, anxiety, and stress) are all related to heart disease.
  • Lower blood pressure People who laugh heartily on a regular basis have lower standing blood pressure than the average person. When having a good laugh, initially the blood pressure increases, but then it decreases to levels below normal. Breathing then becomes deeper which sends oxygen enriched blood and nutrients throughout the body
  • Workout the body Laughter can be a great workout for the diaphragm, abdominal, respiratory, facial, leg, and back muscles. It massages abdominal organs, tones intestinal functioning, and strengthens the muscles that hold the abdominal organs in place. Not only does laughter give your midsection a workout. It is estimated that hearty laughter can burn calories equivalent to several minutes on the rowing machine or the exercise bike.
  • Improved brain function Laughter stimulates both sides of the brain to enhance learning. It eases muscle tension and psychological stress, which keeps the brain alert and allows people to retain more information.
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September 19, 2007 by Gene

1 2 3 4

You have seen the catchy ipod nano comerical. Now see the whole video of the delightful Feist.

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August 14, 2007 by Gene

Eating

The exact wrong food to eat after having dental work as your mouth is slowly un-numbing: Sushi.
You can’t tell where the fish ends and the inside of your cheek begins.

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August 10, 2007 by Gene

Group Specific Kitsch

Our need to belong as part of the human condition is interesting. Not bad, just interesting
One of the ways this happens is through too cute bumper stickers like “Astronomers do it in the dark”.
Bumper stickers seen last night (at the National Guild of Hypnotism annual convention): Hypnotists are Mesmerizing.

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August 2, 2007 by Gene

Laughing at yourself

I am comfortable with who I am and what I struggle with, but this is a first. Everyone Kinko’s all looked over as I busted out laughing.
I just received an e-mail which started, “Dear Gene, I very much liked your blog and while I realize English is not your first language…”
Other adventures with me killing the English Language:
State Spelling Chimp!
[for today]

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July 25, 2007 by Gene

HP

J. K. Rowling did something amazing…created an ending (something David Chase couldn’t do) that was satisfying.
And did a good enough job of it, now that I have rushed through it to see how it ends, I am ready to reread it.

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July 12, 2007 by Gene

Hollows

Little more than a week and all the questions will be answered. Thought I would share the theory I find most interesting. (It was offered by Keith Olberman of all people).
The scare on Harry’s head turns out to be the last Horcrux (this would explain his connection to Voldemort). They will be able to destroy it, but Harry will have to surrender all of his magical ability to do it. From a pragmatic point of view this allows Harry to make a great sacrifice, but you don’t have to kill him off.
Other thought that is my own: Peter Pettigrew (rat, aka Wormtail, Scabbers) is going to do something to help Harry out. Harry spared his life (in book 4 I think) and some how this is going to be significant.
Not that my opinion matters. But it is fun to guess.

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